








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1354 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1399 matches | ||
| Wingman | 501 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 210 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




401 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14846 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3405 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2282 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4250 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2894 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $420,585 of utility $10 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7858 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | WTF_Man | 47% | 868 |
| #5 | LordFreezer4 | 46% | 150 |
| #6 | Tendy | 46% | 480 |
| #7 | LeonSKennedyBL | 43% | 141 |
| #8 | ][llmatic | 43% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WTF_Man | 82 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Tendy | 28 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | LordFreezer4 | 21 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Boywith3names | 9 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | ][llmatic | 6 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boywith3names | +3.99 | 56 | 52 |
| #2 | LeonSKennedyBL | +2.27 | 61 | 38 |
| #3 | 𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐒 | +1.17 | 46 | 22 |
| #4 | Tendy | -0.05 | 30 | 31 |
| #5 | LordFreezer4 | -0.50 | 23 | 55 |





