








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 488 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1963 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,918 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2174 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1432 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1533 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 779 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $604,422 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐒 | 37 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | WTF_Man | 9 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | M4TEO | 5 | 0.0119 |
| #4 | Tendy | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | LeonSKennedyBL | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeonSKennedyBL | +2.46 | 61 | 34 |
| #2 | 𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐒 | +2.00 | 50 | 25 |
| #3 | M4TEO | +1.75 | 50 | 61 |
| #4 | Tendy | +1.20 | 29 | 32 |
| #5 | WTF_Man | +0.35 | 32 | 60 |





