








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1049 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1432 | 35% |
| Smokes | 330 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 1369 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 968 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $224,388 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nia | 91% | 11 |
| #2 | 2 | 89% | 9 |
| #3 | кверси | 84% | 19 |
| #4 | wely | 78% | 9 |
| #5 | eanist | 70% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | wely | 78% | 9 |
| #5 | eanist | 70% | 53 |
| #6 | minttu | 50% | 12 |
| #7 | bite | 44% | 9 |
| #8 | XY | 43% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XY | 13 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | eanist | 8 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | 2 | 2 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | nia | 1 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | minttu | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XY | 336 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #2 | eanist | 111 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | кверси | 42 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | minttu | 19 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | bite | 16 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2 | +7.11 | 100 | 4 |
| #2 | eanist | +6.80 | 96 | 54 |
| #3 | nia | +4.42 | 96 | 67 |
| #4 | wely | +0.57 | 75 | 45 |
| #5 | minttu | -0.92 | 91 | 50 |





