








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 691 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,666 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 728 | 20% |
| Smokes | 524 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1684 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 730 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $680,573 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swag-. | 54% | 82 |
| #2 | Enxy | 53% | 137 |
| #3 | ruan2.bosman | 49% | 121 |
| #4 | GET DUCKED | 37% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swag-. | 54% | 82 |
| #2 | Enxy | 53% | 137 |
| #3 | ruan2.bosman | 49% | 121 |
| #4 | GET DUCKED | 37% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruan2.bosman | 10 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Enxy | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | GET DUCKED | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Swag-. | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruan2.bosman | 341 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Enxy | 239 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | GET DUCKED | 96 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Swag-. | 77 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swag-. | +1.62 | 40 | 31 |
| #2 | GET DUCKED | +1.06 | 42 | 46 |
| #3 | Enxy | -0.23 | 48 | 49 |
| #4 | reaaalll_badman | -0.93 | 33 | 45 |
| #5 | ruan2.bosman | -1.34 | 34 | 45 |





