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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
325 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 472 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 61 | 13% |
| Smokes | 141 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 175 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 95 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $75,537 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4io | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | personality core 02 | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Carguy1223 | 52% | 50 |
| #4 | AIVAR CS2-CASES.COM | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4io | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | personality core 02 | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Carguy1223 | 52% | 50 |
| #4 | AIVAR CS2-CASES.COM | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carguy1223 | 31 | 0.0388 |
| #2 | 4io | 6 | 0.0150 |
| #3 | AIVAR CS2-CASES.COM | 2 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | personality core 02 | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carguy1223 | 56 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | 4io | 41 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | AIVAR CS2-CASES.COM | 15 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | personality core 02 | 15 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carguy1223 | +10.78 | 76 | 39 |
| #2 | 4io | +4.48 | 69 | 22 |
| #3 | personality core 02 | +4.33 | 37 | 40 |
| #4 | AIVAR CS2-CASES.COM | -0.73 | 41 | 29 |
| #5 | JP | -5.24 | 18 | 22 |





