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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 609 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 138 matches | ||
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2078 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1620 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1517 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 752 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1066 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,213,302 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 380 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JP | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | personality core 02 | 47% | 222 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JP | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | personality core 02 | 47% | 222 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | personality core 02 | 8 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | personality core 02 | 170 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #2 | JP | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | personality core 02 | +0.56 | 39 | 30 |
| #2 | 4io | +0.47 | 66 | 42 |
| #3 | JP | -0.82 | 17 | 36 |





