








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 299 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 417 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3884 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,994 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2064 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4048 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4603 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4279 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,546,255 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | empty | 59% | 85 |
| #2 | ✪r4GE | 56% | 75 |
| #3 | [PG] Browny | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | 「Silverf4x」 | 51% | 150 |
| #5 | Deadahead | 51% | 209 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ShOrTy | 45% | 65 |
| #11 | »★PG★« Kollegin Schnürschuh | 44% | 36 |
| #12 | [PG] BROWNY | 40% | 102 |
| #13 | Jim Panse | 40% | 48 |
| #14 | 345 player. | 24% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hαδεž | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | ✪ moon-A- EIZO | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | 345 player. | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | 「Silverf4x」 | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | [PG] BROWNY | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hαδεž | 1014 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #2 | Deadahead | 293 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #3 | ✪ moon-A- EIZO | 259 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | [PG] BROWNY | 208 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | 345 player. | 164 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hamma | +2.43 | 57 | 77 |
| #2 | ✪ moon-A- EIZO | +2.03 | 71 | 59 |
| #3 | empty | +1.59 | 78 | 68 |
| #4 | 345 player. | +1.27 | 60 | 79 |
| #5 | 「Silverf4x」 | +1.13 | 54 | 55 |





