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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1174 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 653 | 39% |
| Smokes | 461 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 169 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 392 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $331,866 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 259 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huncho | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Mister Sister Twister | 51% | 82 |
| #3 | sk0gstad | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | Kevlar | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huncho | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Mister Sister Twister | 51% | 82 |
| #3 | sk0gstad | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | Kevlar | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sk0gstad | 6 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | Mister Sister Twister | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Kevlar | 3 | 0.0263 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mister Sister Twister | 106 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | huncho | 43 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | sk0gstad | 19 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Kevlar | 16 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moe Lester | +5.34 | 74 | 42 |
| #2 | sk0gstad | +0.42 | 69 | 47 |
| #3 | huncho | -0.47 | 62 | 65 |
| #4 | Kevlar | -1.51 | 33 | 46 |
| #5 | Mister Sister Twister | -4.67 | 28 | 55 |





