








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3064 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,438 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2350 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1494 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1809 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1785 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $908,700 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 734 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inwalida ♿ | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Smakosz SKINS | 54% | 54 |
| #3 | MichU | 52% | 61 |
| #4 | 乂❤Chudy乂❤ | 52% | 73 |
| #5 | doppelzzzzzzzzzz | 49% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xJackSzpara<3 | 28 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | 乂❤Chudy乂❤ | 8 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Smakosz SKINS | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Sniper☠Jordan | 4 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | MichU | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xJackSzpara<3 | 301 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | MichU | 220 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | doppelzzzzzzzzzz | 208 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Houdini13 | 198 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Smakosz SKINS | 193 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doppelzzzzzzzzzz | +4.43 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | MichU | +1.11 | 70 | 74 |
| #3 | 乂❤Chudy乂❤ | +0.82 | 67 | 54 |
| #4 | xJackSzpara<3 | +0.50 | 37 | 45 |
| #5 | Houdini13 | -0.37 | 66 | 70 |





