








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 358 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,594 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 718 | 28% |
| Smokes | 313 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 761 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 802 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $500,853 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 345 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wohn Jick | 57% | 81 |
| #2 | gzporta | 54% | 252 |
| #3 | PapaJuice | 51% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wohn Jick | 57% | 81 |
| #2 | gzporta | 54% | 252 |
| #3 | PapaJuice | 51% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gzporta | 58 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | Wohn Jick | 23 | 0.0149 |
| #3 | PapaJuice | 17 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gzporta | 281 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | PapaJuice | 121 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | Wohn Jick | 17 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wohn Jick | +5.52 | 71 | 15 |
| #2 | gzporta | +2.47 | 63 | 49 |
| #3 | Shlikay | -1.62 | 25 | 26 |
| #4 | PapaJuice | -2.03 | 15 | 35 |





