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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
30 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 24 | 56% |
| Molotovs | 8 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $32,300 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Za1ver | 40% | 10 |
| #2 | TOSTI | 40% | 10 |
| #3 | Zcamt | 33% | 9 |
| #4 | Chili Hamster | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Za1ver | 40% | 10 |
| #2 | TOSTI | 40% | 10 |
| #3 | Zcamt | 33% | 9 |
| #4 | Chili Hamster | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Za1ver | 1 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | TOSTI | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TOSTI | 31 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | Zcamt | 25 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | Za1ver | 5 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | Chili Hamster | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zcamt | +4.79 | 92 | 69 |
| #2 | TOSTI | +1.18 | 90 | 71 |
| #3 | Za1ver | +1.15 | 46 | 55 |
| #4 | Peter | -4.65 | 37 | 13 |
| #5 | Chili Hamster | -5.61 | 39 | 45 |





