








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1168 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,256 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 139 | 11% |
| Smokes | 763 | 61% |
| HE Grenades | 261 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 93 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $42,474 of utility $16 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Grossikas | 44% | 39 |
| #3 | sytt | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | boss toony | 33% | 12 |
| #5 | Kolx | 33% | 21 |
| #6 | Vodka my favorit | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boss toony | +3.08 | 29 | 49 |
| #2 | mehhi | +0.47 | 44 | 23 |
| #3 | Grossikas | -0.04 | 63 | 14 |
| #4 | Vodka my favorit | -0.19 | 28 | 38 |
| #5 | sytt | -0.35 | 51 | 42 |





