








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
741 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,738 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 579 | 33% |
| Smokes | 498 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 440 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 221 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $289,343 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matti | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | BanjowizMan | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Teurastaja | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | Akame 萎医意 | | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | MestariPappa | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teurastaja | 64 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | Matti | 49 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | jabiii | 26 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | MestariPappa | 18 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | Akame 萎医意 | | 17 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jabiii | +4.42 | 86 | 56 |
| #2 | Matti | +3.90 | 89 | 57 |
| #3 | KäPy | +2.80 | 86 | 26 |
| #4 | Teurastaja | +1.78 | 81 | 30 |
| #5 | CrackheadJermuツ | -0.82 | 68 | 48 |





