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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
27 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 0 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 0 | 0% |
| Smokes | 0 | 0% |
| HE Grenades | 0 | 0% |
| Molotovs | 0 | 0% |
Our logs show you have wasted $700 of utility $2 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADReamonsta | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Pikku | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | ScrunSlayer293 | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | Kevin Malone | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | YJiiG | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ScrunSlayer293 | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | Kevin Malone | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | YJiiG | 39% | 18 |
| #6 | Freddy | 25% | 4 |
| #7 | LeakySLAYER | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevin Malone | 2 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | LeakySLAYER | 1 | 0.0127 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevin Malone | 22 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | ScrunSlayer293 | 11 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | Freddy | 10 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #4 | ADReamonsta | 8 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | LeakySLAYER | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freddy | +10.21 | 63 | 50 |
| #2 | ADReamonsta | +4.56 | 87 | 49 |
| #3 | Kevin Malone | +4.25 | 72 | 67 |
| #4 | LeakySLAYER | +2.55 | 43 | 29 |
| #5 | ScrunSlayer293 | +1.83 | 36 | 44 |





