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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
189 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 62 | 33% |
| Smokes | 25 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 68 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 31 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $244,650 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Osama Been Ballin | 43 | 0.0546 |
| #2 | Deez | 21 | 0.0212 |
| #3 | Carl Michael Bellman | 8 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | Kanye North | 5 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | Persilja | 4 | 0.0148 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deez | 215 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | Kanye North | 142 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | Persilja | 87 | 0.32 | 2 min |
| #4 | Carl Michael Bellman | 75 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Osama Been Ballin | 73 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Persilja | +9.33 | 80 | 77 |
| #2 | Kanye North | +8.21 | 84 | 50 |
| #3 | Osama Been Ballin | +3.59 | 88 | 35 |
| #4 | Carl Michael Bellman | +1.71 | 64 | 34 |
| #5 | Deez | -0.77 | 26 | 55 |





