








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 769 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,473 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 635 | 26% |
| Smokes | 435 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1047 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 356 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $748,367 of utility $258 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Carl Michael Bellman | 49% | 95 |
| #3 | Kanye North | 48% | 42 |
| #4 | Blue | 45% | 44 |
| #5 | Deez | 43% | 70 |
| #6 | Persilja | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deez | 31 | 0.0229 |
| #2 | Persilja | 16 | 0.0307 |
| #3 | Carl Michael Bellman | 13 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | Blue | 13 | 0.0159 |
| #5 | Kanye North | 10 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanye North | +8.01 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | Persilja | +2.93 | 77 | 76 |
| #3 | Osama Been Ballin | +1.11 | 84 | 40 |
| #4 | Carl Michael Bellman | +0.76 | 63 | 38 |
| #5 | Deez | -1.36 | 28 | 56 |





