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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Wingman | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2462 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,510 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1062 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2268 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 910 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1270 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,401,378 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 253 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YES KING | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | vilijuspro123 | 51% | 166 |
| #3 | walle | 51% | 211 |
| #4 | Nippe | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YES KING | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | vilijuspro123 | 51% | 166 |
| #3 | walle | 51% | 211 |
| #4 | Nippe | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | walle | 13 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | vilijuspro123 | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Nippe | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | walle | 826 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #2 | vilijuspro123 | 263 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | YES KING | 79 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nippe | 35 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vilijuspro123 | +1.38 | 50 | 65 |
| #2 | walle | +1.24 | 51 | 64 |
| #3 | Nippe | +0.13 | 41 | 35 |
| #4 | YES KING | -0.35 | 26 | 41 |
| #5 | YoungAseter | -0.84 | 30 | 45 |





