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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 381 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
923 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,198 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 851 | 27% |
| Smokes | 578 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 785 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 984 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $369,512 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | walle | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | vilijuspro123 | 63% | 38 |
| #3 | Nippe | 59% | 46 |
| #4 | YoungAseter | 58% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | walle | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | vilijuspro123 | 63% | 38 |
| #3 | Nippe | 59% | 46 |
| #4 | YoungAseter | 58% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nippe | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | YoungAseter | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | vilijuspro123 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | walle | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | walle | 149 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | Nippe | 65 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | vilijuspro123 | 55 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | YoungAseter | 20 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | walle | +2.57 | 61 | 68 |
| #2 | vilijuspro123 | +1.48 | 62 | 66 |
| #3 | Nippe | +0.82 | 40 | 39 |
| #4 | YES KING | +0.48 | 39 | 47 |
| #5 | YoungAseter | -1.03 | 29 | 40 |





