








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 152 matches | ||
| Wingman | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,342 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1759 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1187 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1309 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1087 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $352,480 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Autistic genius | 56% | 232 |
| #2 | niepokonany❤ | 53% | 73 |
| #3 | Pietracha | 53% | 87 |
| #4 | Nikt987 CASE.GIFT | 42% | 38 |
| #5 | AKCZAKGG | 39% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Autistic genius | 56% | 232 |
| #2 | niepokonany❤ | 53% | 73 |
| #3 | Pietracha | 53% | 87 |
| #4 | Nikt987 CASE.GIFT | 42% | 38 |
| #5 | AKCZAKGG | 39% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Autistic genius | 36 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | Pietracha | 35 | 0.0216 |
| #3 | AKCZAKGG | 16 | 0.0119 |
| #4 | Nikt987 CASE.GIFT | 7 | 0.0114 |
| #5 | niepokonany❤ | 5 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Autistic genius | 563 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | AKCZAKGG | 266 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | niepokonany❤ | 186 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Pietracha | 174 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Nikt987 CASE.GIFT | 48 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Autistic genius | +3.11 | 57 | 55 |
| #2 | niepokonany❤ | +1.55 | 43 | 49 |
| #3 | AKCZAKGG | +0.09 | 44 | 63 |
| #4 | A soft emo princess | -0.51 | 61 | 43 |
| #5 | Pietracha | -1.34 | 53 | 54 |





