








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 730 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 350 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 124 matches | ||
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7577 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,347 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7703 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5954 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4201 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4489 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $754,432 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 513 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jcob Adamczak | 65% | 60 |
| #2 | Pietracha | 60% | 57 |
| #3 | A soft emo princess | 56% | 232 |
| #4 | niepokonany❤ | 49% | 386 |
| #5 | ★彡[𝐏𝘦𝗻Ϯⱥ]彡★ | 48% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A soft emo princess | 34 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | ★彡[𝐏𝘦𝗻Ϯⱥ]彡★ | 16 | 0.0171 |
| #3 | niepokonany❤ | 15 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Jcob Adamczak | 14 | 0.0116 |
| #5 | Pietracha | 13 | 0.0118 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jcob Adamczak | +4.86 | 90 | 50 |
| #2 | Autistic genius | +2.66 | 55 | 55 |
| #3 | niepokonany❤ | +0.20 | 39 | 48 |
| #4 | A soft emo princess | -0.72 | 65 | 42 |
| #5 | Pietracha | -1.37 | 59 | 51 |





