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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 726 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1729 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,715 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 202 | 5% |
| Smokes | 1426 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1015 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1072 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $555,973 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balexx | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | Lobdoreille | 63% | 83 |
| #3 | Bast_T | 55% | 229 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balexx | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | Lobdoreille | 63% | 83 |
| #3 | Bast_T | 55% | 229 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bast_T | 59 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | Balexx | 5 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | Lobdoreille | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bast_T | 314 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | Lobdoreille | 99 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Balexx | 45 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alzoxe | +1.87 | 39 | 29 |
| #2 | Lobdoreille | +0.40 | 43 | 42 |
| #3 | Bast_T | -0.30 | 40 | 42 |
| #4 | Balexx | -1.84 | 34 | 33 |





