








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 281 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1657 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,495 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 479 | 32% |
| Smokes | 555 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 226 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 235 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $258,108 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 747 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terr4 | 65% | 49 |
| #2 | R0B1N | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | BMW🚘 | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | aggresive | 45% | 69 |
| #5 | spooderman | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | BMW🚘 | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | aggresive | 45% | 69 |
| #5 | spooderman | 38% | 13 |
| #6 | kM | 29% | 35 |
| #7 | twitch.tv/trakninot | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aggresive | 26 | 0.0198 |
| #2 | Terr4 | 12 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | BMW🚘 | 11 | 0.0386 |
| #4 | twitch.tv/trakninot | 10 | 0.0595 |
| #5 | R0B1N | 5 | 0.0211 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aggresive | 216 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | Terr4 | 73 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | kM | 53 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | spooderman | 35 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | R0B1N | 20 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peerukeerutaja | +2.64 | 59 | 20 |
| #2 | Terr4 | +2.60 | 73 | 47 |
| #3 | aggresive | +2.24 | 56 | 46 |
| #4 | spooderman | +2.20 | 65 | 54 |
| #5 | R0B1N | +1.12 | 39 | 54 |





