








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 954 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Wingman | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3475 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4835 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1905 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2892 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2999 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $924,424 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2741 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kM | 49% | 79 |
| #2 | R0B1N | 46% | 206 |
| #3 | aggresive | 44% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kM | 49% | 79 |
| #2 | R0B1N | 46% | 206 |
| #3 | aggresive | 44% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R0B1N | 52 | 0.0145 |
| #2 | aggresive | 25 | 0.0218 |
| #3 | kM | 21 | 0.0138 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R0B1N | 249 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | aggresive | 168 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | kM | 110 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aggresive | +4.87 | 76 | 48 |
| #2 | spooderman | +1.80 | 64 | 62 |
| #3 | R0B1N | -1.35 | 39 | 43 |
| #4 | kM | -4.52 | 21 | 36 |





