








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 577 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5935 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,558 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3335 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3511 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3809 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3903 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,513,393 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1232 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CreamyKeam | 68% | 34 |
| #2 | Rohx | 56% | 52 |
| #3 | g1zmo [Buying Skins] | 48% | 61 |
| #4 | Ziolifi | 47% | 314 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CreamyKeam | 68% | 34 |
| #2 | Rohx | 56% | 52 |
| #3 | g1zmo [Buying Skins] | 48% | 61 |
| #4 | Ziolifi | 47% | 314 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ziolifi | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Rohx | 10 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | CreamyKeam | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | g1zmo [Buying Skins] | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ziolifi | 311 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #2 | Rohx | 164 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | g1zmo [Buying Skins] | 55 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | CreamyKeam | 48 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g1zmo [Buying Skins] | +3.87 | 90 | 54 |
| #2 | Rohx | +2.95 | 80 | 44 |
| #3 | CreamyKeam | +1.34 | 81 | 50 |
| #4 | Ziolifi | +0.31 | 69 | 48 |
| #5 | iBlameEnigma | +0.18 | 68 | 51 |





