








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2527 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1075 | 38% |
| Smokes | 825 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 577 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 368 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $783,207 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 562 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaito | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | CreamyKeam | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | iBlameEnigma | 56% | 52 |
| #4 | Ziolifi | 48% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaito | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | CreamyKeam | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | iBlameEnigma | 56% | 52 |
| #4 | Ziolifi | 48% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ziolifi | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | iBlameEnigma | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | CreamyKeam | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Kaito | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ziolifi | 146 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #2 | iBlameEnigma | 69 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | CreamyKeam | 35 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kaito | 16 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaito | +3.06 | 73 | 50 |
| #2 | Rohx | +2.99 | 80 | 42 |
| #3 | Ziolifi | +0.56 | 67 | 49 |
| #4 | CreamyKeam | -0.85 | 82 | 32 |
| #5 | iBlameEnigma | -1.60 | 61 | 52 |





