








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1051 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 250 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 122 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6297 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,633 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5846 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3649 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3724 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3414 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,566,917 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 445 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔸𝕣𝕧𝕠 | 51% | 158 |
| #2 | BOMBOCLAT | 51% | 125 |
| #3 | Jartsa | 51% | 51 |
| #4 | Lauhkea Peräreikä | 50% | 135 |
| #5 | Kenraali kim chi TIN✈ ▮▮ | 48% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenraali kim chi TIN✈ ▮▮ | 18 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | 𝔸𝕣𝕧𝕠 | 14 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | BOMBOCLAT | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Lauhkea Peräreikä | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | 𝐿𝒶𝓅𝑒 | 5 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anargas | +2.53 | 58 | 54 |
| #2 | Kenraali kim chi TIN✈ ▮▮ | +1.72 | 54 | 60 |
| #3 | Jartsa | +1.61 | 64 | 48 |
| #4 | 𝐿𝒶𝓅𝑒 | +0.11 | 58 | 57 |
| #5 | 𝔸𝕣𝕧𝕠 | -0.41 | 29 | 63 |





