








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 420 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 368 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4215 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2906 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4055 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2552 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2980 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,123,588 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 294 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RasDuce | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | Koldskål | 54% | 65 |
| #3 | Isu | 50% | 48 |
| #4 | オリオン | 49% | 75 |
| #5 | xxmath_playsxx | 47% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Koldskål | 54% | 65 |
| #3 | Isu | 50% | 48 |
| #4 | オリオン | 49% | 75 |
| #5 | xxmath_playsxx | 47% | 103 |
| #6 | Hammertime | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koldskål | 10 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | xxmath_playsxx | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Isu | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | オリオン | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Hammertime | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koldskål | 277 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #2 | xxmath_playsxx | 181 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | オリオン | 110 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | RasDuce | 85 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Isu | 71 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koldskål | +3.16 | 71 | 62 |
| #2 | Esben | +1.42 | 68 | 50 |
| #3 | オリオン | +0.16 | 72 | 42 |
| #4 | xxmath_playsxx | -0.16 | 50 | 46 |
| #5 | RasDuce | -0.23 | 39 | 57 |





