








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1249 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 813 | 37% |
| Smokes | 451 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 444 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 493 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $56,879 of utility $19 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 339 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Esben | 10 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Koldskål | 9 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Isu | 4 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | xxmath_playsxx | 3 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | Rabz11 | 2 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koldskål | 291 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #2 | Esben | 92 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | RasDuce | 77 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rabz11 | 67 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | Isu | 47 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rabz11 | +3.77 | 43 | 70 |
| #2 | Koldskål | +2.89 | 74 | 56 |
| #3 | オリオン | +1.41 | 73 | 38 |
| #4 | Esben | +0.54 | 63 | 43 |
| #5 | RasDuce | +0.03 | 38 | 56 |





