








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
745 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 279 | 25% |
| Smokes | 451 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 176 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 203 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $330,908 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LPlayD👌 | 53% | 38 |
| #2 | HavicseC_Zero | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | Detective Sato | 50% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LPlayD👌 | 53% | 38 |
| #2 | HavicseC_Zero | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | Detective Sato | 50% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Detective Sato | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | LPlayD👌 | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HavicseC_Zero | 155 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | Detective Sato | 109 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | LPlayD👌 | 53 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LPlayD👌 | +0.91 | 47 | 28 |
| #2 | zoraa08 | +0.86 | 40 | 29 |
| #3 | Detective Sato | -0.59 | 20 | 45 |
| #4 | HavicseC_Zero | -2.13 | 17 | 43 |





