








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
544 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 105 | 18% |
| Smokes | 129 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 143 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 198 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $201,151 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas (The Train) | 58% | 62 |
| #2 | TUOSTA! NAGAR | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | M0nesy>Donk | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Saijonaarasta | 25% | 4 |
| #5 | Danmarks bedsteskytte | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas (The Train) | 58% | 62 |
| #2 | TUOSTA! NAGAR | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | M0nesy>Donk | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Saijonaarasta | 25% | 4 |
| #5 | Danmarks bedsteskytte | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas (The Train) | 10 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Danmarks bedsteskytte | 7 | 0.0707 |
| #3 | TUOSTA! NAGAR | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | M0nesy>Donk | 1 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas (The Train) | 223 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | TUOSTA! NAGAR | 28 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | M0nesy>Donk | 17 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | Danmarks bedsteskytte | 13 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | Saijonaarasta | 7 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M0nesy>Donk | +3.83 | 53 | 75 |
| #2 | Thomas (The Train) | +2.92 | 64 | 56 |
| #3 | janne alho | +0.08 | 47 | 16 |
| #4 | Danmarks bedsteskytte | -2.27 | 49 | 67 |
| #5 | TUOSTA! NAGAR | -3.06 | 21 | 19 |





