








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 463 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,993 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6044 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3830 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3733 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4386 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,394,067 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ... | 49% | 37 |
| #2 | XVerden | 46% | 28 |
| #3 | server | 43% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ... | 49% | 37 |
| #2 | XVerden | 46% | 28 |
| #3 | server | 43% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | server | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | ... | 4 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | server | 169 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #2 | ... | 51 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | XVerden | 38 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ... | +5.45 | 69 | 48 |
| #2 | EDGE | -0.30 | 39 | 55 |
| #3 | server | -0.49 | 46 | 29 |
| #4 | XVerden | -3.84 | 14 | 49 |





