








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 611 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 272 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3082 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,284 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 648 | 15% |
| Smokes | 597 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1797 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1242 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $622,716 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1861 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XVerden | 54% | 28 |
| #2 | ... | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | EDGE | 43% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XVerden | 54% | 28 |
| #2 | ... | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | EDGE | 43% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EDGE | 18 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | ... | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | XVerden | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EDGE | 761 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #2 | ... | 52 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | XVerden | 38 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ... | +5.54 | 71 | 49 |
| #2 | EDGE | -0.60 | 38 | 54 |
| #3 | server | -0.62 | 46 | 29 |
| #4 | XVerden | -3.93 | 12 | 47 |





