








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2341 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 275 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 262 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 222 matches | ||
| Wingman | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




226 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11005 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 53,439 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 22649 | 42% |
| Smokes | 12732 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9997 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 8061 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,520,829 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2075 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gustaxg\ | +4.33 | 51 | 55 |
| #2 | matumemes420 WIN.SKIN CS.PRO | +1.56 | 44 | 40 |
| #3 | razs | +0.09 | 56 | 17 |
| #4 | Mr.Krabs CSGOSKINS | -0.11 | 36 | 61 |
| #5 | RacistsHQ | -0.76 | 28 | 54 |





