








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 118 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1653 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2946 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2872 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1730 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,518,486 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 465 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Konan Margarin | 53% | 110 |
| #5 | Abdul Mutalib | 52% | 126 |
| #6 | Aramun | 50% | 44 |
| #7 | Tiruliru | 49% | 187 |
| #8 | xAMSALx | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tiruliru | 309 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | Abdul Mutalib | 218 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Konan Margarin | 209 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Knedla | 127 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Aramun | 120 | 0.13 | 3 min |





