








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 70 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2655 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 534 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1295 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1209 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 617 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $701,802 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lund | 89% | 18 |
| #2 | randy | 76% | 25 |
| #3 | Math1c | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | Hj0rt03- | 55% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lund | 89% | 18 |
| #2 | randy | 76% | 25 |
| #3 | Math1c | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | Hj0rt03- | 55% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | randy | 6 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | Math1c | 4 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | Lund | 4 | 0.0156 |
| #4 | Hj0rt03- | 2 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | randy | 124 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #2 | Math1c | 36 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #3 | Hj0rt03- | 17 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | Lund | 16 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lund | +6.64 | 76 | 55 |
| #2 | azure | +3.22 | 90 | 35 |
| #3 | randy | +1.88 | 68 | 73 |
| #4 | Math1c | +0.17 | 53 | 34 |
| #5 | Hj0rt03- | -0.26 | 49 | 59 |





