








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1047 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,325 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 924 | 28% |
| Smokes | 859 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 835 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 707 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $599,025 of utility $266 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAX -kille- | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Aksu | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | NRO.1Bämä | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | nestori | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | ti$kari | 52% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | nestori | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | ti$kari | 52% | 52 |
| #6 | joshe21 | 47% | 19 |
| #7 | tu omo | 47% | 15 |
| #8 | tuure | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ti$kari | 11 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | tuure | 6 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | NRO.1Bämä | 6 | 0.0216 |
| #4 | Aksu | 4 | 0.0131 |
| #5 | MAX -kille- | 3 | 0.0234 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nestori | 165 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #2 | ti$kari | 93 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | tuure | 79 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | joshe21 | 61 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Aksu | 45 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niilo johannes tissari | +2.46 | 44 | 59 |
| #2 | Aksu | +2.34 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | ti$kari | +1.26 | 46 | 42 |
| #4 | tuure | +0.86 | 67 | 60 |
| #5 | MAX -kille- | +0.29 | 50 | 53 |





