








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 32 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
660 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 572 | 37% |
| Smokes | 361 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 299 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 314 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $214,276 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fzx | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | DeathM8t0r | 52% | 48 |
| #3 | Sh4rp Shooter | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Clutch Norris | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | Toffie | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Toffie | 47% | 19 |
| #6 | Twitch.tv/Vulcan1k LFT | 43% | 21 |
| #7 | Sven ✘ | 35% | 17 |
| #8 | 神 RΞACH | 25% | 4 |
| #9 | | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sven ✘ | 6 | 0.0187 |
| #2 | Twitch.tv/Vulcan1k LFT | 5 | 0.0125 |
| #3 | DeathM8t0r | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Toffie | 4 | 0.0114 |
| #5 | fzx | 3 | 0.0126 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeathM8t0r | 120 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | Twitch.tv/Vulcan1k LFT | 119 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #3 | fzx | 67 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #4 | Toffie | 30 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sven ✘ | 29 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fzx | +5.36 | 93 | 79 |
| #2 | 神 RΞACH | +2.36 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | Twitch.tv/Vulcan1k LFT | +2.30 | 91 | 74 |
| #4 | 𝙁𝙪𝙮𝙪𝙠𝙤 | +1.53 | 88 | 62 |
| #5 | Toffie | +1.10 | 77 | 40 |





