








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 301 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3893 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,171 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5424 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3086 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3494 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2167 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $663,818 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sash1mi 🐈 | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | Bob Lee Swagger -iwnw- | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | lil ratthew x | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | | 53% | 45 |
| #5 | Toffie | 53% | 278 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | | 53% | 45 |
| #5 | Toffie | 53% | 278 |
| #6 | DeathM8t0r | 50% | 136 |
| #7 | Sven ✘ | 49% | 183 |
| #8 | 𝙁𝙪𝙮𝙪𝙠𝙤 | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sven ✘ | 29 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Toffie | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | DeathM8t0r | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | 𝙁𝙪𝙮𝙪𝙠𝙤 | 6 | 0.0148 |
| #5 | lil ratthew x | 5 | 0.0112 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toffie | 742 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #2 | DeathM8t0r | 447 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | Sven ✘ | 350 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Bob Lee Swagger -iwnw- | 111 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | lil ratthew x | 95 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch.tv/Vulcan1k LFT | +3.18 | 92 | 73 |
| #2 | 𝙁𝙪𝙮𝙪𝙠𝙤 | +1.48 | 87 | 62 |
| #3 | Toffie | +1.38 | 81 | 52 |
| #4 | Bob Lee Swagger -iwnw- | +0.43 | 69 | 46 |
| #5 | lil ratthew x | +0.29 | 43 | 65 |





