








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,701 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1343 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1658 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 892 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1808 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $529,408 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DevilDX_Suhas | 50% | 22 |
| #2 | KAZAMAZZZ | 45% | 40 |
| #3 | BLAZZZ | 42% | 88 |
| #4 | Ella schulz | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | REYESZZZ | 40% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | BLAZZZ | 42% | 88 |
| #4 | Ella schulz | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | REYESZZZ | 40% | 68 |
| #6 | Shreya | 38% | 24 |
| #7 | Kilamhsaka | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLAZZZ | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | REYESZZZ | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Ella schulz | 3 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | Kilamhsaka | 3 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | DevilDX_Suhas | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REYESZZZ | 169 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | BLAZZZ | 60 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kilamhsaka | 57 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ella schulz | 52 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | KAZAMAZZZ | 46 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAZAMAZZZ | +1.20 | 33 | 63 |
| #2 | REYESZZZ | +1.10 | 56 | 57 |
| #3 | Kilamhsaka | +0.91 | 48 | 72 |
| #4 | Ella schulz | +0.72 | 42 | 86 |
| #5 | Shreya | +0.45 | 47 | 26 |





