








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1351 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,444 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 865 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1246 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1002 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1331 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $178,317 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Thanos >> Easyskins com | 38% | 13 |
| #11 | DevilDX_Suhas | 38% | 24 |
| #12 | Shreya | 36% | 25 |
| #13 | Ella schulz | 33% | 12 |
| #14 | Drum Stick | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLAZZZ | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | REYESZZZ | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Sigma Male | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Kilamhsaka | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Ella schulz | 2 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REYESZZZ | 248 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | Kilamhsaka | 71 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ella schulz | 65 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #4 | BLAZZZ | 41 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Drum Stick | 39 | 0.11 | 1 min |





