








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 797 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 196 | 25% |
| Smokes | 215 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 256 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 130 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $56,387 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fristyle | 47% | 15 |
| #2 | JonyPistolas | 43% | 23 |
| #3 | Edu | 41% | 29 |
| #4 | hb. | 41% | 34 |
| #5 | brows. | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fristyle | 47% | 15 |
| #2 | JonyPistolas | 43% | 23 |
| #3 | Edu | 41% | 29 |
| #4 | hb. | 41% | 34 |
| #5 | brows. | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fristyle | 4 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | brows. | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | hb. | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | JonyPistolas | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonyPistolas | 51 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | Fristyle | 44 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | hb. | 41 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | brows. | 37 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Edu | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hb. | +2.63 | 76 | 55 |
| #2 | JonyPistolas | +0.83 | 65 | 63 |
| #3 | brows. | -0.21 | 80 | 52 |
| #4 | Fristyle | -1.01 | 52 | 66 |
| #5 | Edu | -1.46 | 32 | 42 |





