








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
580 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,500 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 213 | 14% |
| Smokes | 218 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 671 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 398 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $232,568 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fristyle | 47% | 45 |
| #2 | hb. | 46% | 69 |
| #3 | brows. | 45% | 74 |
| #4 | LMX | 41% | 29 |
| #5 | JonyPistolas | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fristyle | 47% | 45 |
| #2 | hb. | 46% | 69 |
| #3 | brows. | 45% | 74 |
| #4 | LMX | 41% | 29 |
| #5 | JonyPistolas | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fristyle | 6 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | brows. | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | hb. | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | LMX | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | JonyPistolas | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonyPistolas | 109 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | brows. | 103 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | hb. | 100 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Fristyle | 97 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | LMX | 30 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hb. | +2.59 | 74 | 54 |
| #2 | JonyPistolas | +0.83 | 64 | 63 |
| #3 | brows. | +0.07 | 76 | 54 |
| #4 | LMX | -1.54 | 29 | 34 |
| #5 | Fristyle | -1.64 | 52 | 63 |





