








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 765 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7867 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6427 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3643 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5005 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4761 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,379,810 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2063 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | KingZZ | 60% | 168 |
| #4 | $utta4fter$ex | 59% | 73 |
| #5 | €×1|€™ | 57% | 40 |
| #6 | nhk | 52% | 69 |
| #7 | ✪ Light | 48% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | €×1|€™ | +4.16 | 96 | 56 |
| #2 | 「✪ Re$PecT」 | +2.77 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | Jerry | +2.04 | 93 | 53 |
| #4 | KingZZ | +0.82 | 76 | 73 |
| #5 | $utta4fter$ex | +0.51 | 78 | 66 |





