








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 271 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4082 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,455 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5933 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3672 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 6311 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5539 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $720,003 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 688 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | inbroso | 66% | 44 |
| #2 | xLANy | 58% | 83 |
| #3 | kLR-_'.` | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | Decronics | 56% | 170 |
| #5 | EggPlant | 55% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | fabwe | 50% | 164 |
| #12 | Blaz1x | 48% | 79 |
| #13 | J0eY | 46% | 72 |
| #14 | Sharky | 46% | 70 |
| #15 | deNis | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | howling | +2.83 | 95 | 66 |
| #2 | EggPlant | +1.96 | 85 | 58 |
| #3 | inbroso | +1.83 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | B ü m m e l z | +1.63 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | fabwe | +1.58 | 91 | 66 |





