








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 320 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2267 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4298 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2837 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2329 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2168 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $482,008 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...

| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REP | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | ![]() {BS} | 56% | 93 |
| #3 | Visionz. | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REP | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | ![]() {BS} | 56% | 93 |
| #3 | Visionz. | 50% | 22 |

| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() {BS} | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Visionz. | 1 | 0.0022 |

| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() {BS} | 279 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | Visionz. | 34 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | REP | 26 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Visionz. | +5.15 | 89 | 46 |
| #2 | ![]() {BS} | +1.20 | 67 | 57 |
| #3 | REP | +1.08 | 64 | 36 |
| #4 | DanDownunder | -0.54 | 41 | 62 |







