








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 371 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4514 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,959 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4810 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3309 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3624 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2216 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $667,142 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 279 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanDownunder | 56% | 93 |
| #2 | Visionz. | 53% | 93 |
| #3 | REP | 52% | 105 |
| #4 | SaSTRooPA | 52% | 104 |
| #5 | Vilda | 50% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanDownunder | 56% | 93 |
| #2 | Visionz. | 53% | 93 |
| #3 | REP | 52% | 105 |
| #4 | SaSTRooPA | 52% | 104 |
| #5 | Vilda | 50% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Visionz. | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | SaSTRooPA | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | DanDownunder | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | REP | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Vilda | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaSTRooPA | 574 | 0.27 | 16 min |
| #2 | DanDownunder | 426 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #3 | Vilda | 322 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #4 | REP | 208 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Visionz. | 201 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Visionz. | +3.22 | 89 | 49 |
| #2 | {BS} | +1.28 | 67 | 62 |
| #3 | Vilda | +0.14 | 40 | 66 |
| #4 | REP | +0.11 | 58 | 46 |
| #5 | SaSTRooPA | -0.09 | 40 | 64 |





