








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 224 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 111 matches | ||
| Wingman | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




115 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3408 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,135 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 916 | 43% |
| Smokes | 507 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 424 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 288 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $333,819 of utility $29 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 937 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2015 Marcelo Huertas | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | 2002 Dodge Neon | 51% | 581 |
| #3 | Terraprisma | 50% | 161 |
| #4 | TnT_0925 | 47% | 51 |
| #5 | Intelligent Idiot | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 2002 Dodge Neon | 51% | 581 |
| #3 | Terraprisma | 50% | 161 |
| #4 | TnT_0925 | 47% | 51 |
| #5 | Intelligent Idiot | 44% | 50 |
| #6 | Wisper | 41% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2002 Dodge Neon | 103 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Terraprisma | 19 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Intelligent Idiot | 8 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | TnT_0925 | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | 2015 Marcelo Huertas | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2002 Dodge Neon | 2987 | 0.28 | 63 min |
| #2 | Intelligent Idiot | 198 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | Terraprisma | 191 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | TnT_0925 | 137 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Wisper | 7 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2002 Dodge Neon | +5.56 | 59 | 61 |
| #2 | Terraprisma | +1.58 | 78 | 40 |
| #3 | 2015 Marcelo Huertas | +0.07 | 34 | 26 |
| #4 | Damian butler | -1.66 | 18 | 14 |
| #5 | TnT_0925 | -1.79 | 4 | 43 |





