








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,067 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 374 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1162 | 56% |
| HE Grenades | 269 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 262 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $28,315 of utility $9 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShyzeN | 76% | 38 |
| #2 | Spirit | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | elvis | 53% | 158 |
| #4 | lilgimthedon on kick and twitch | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | cristian | 45% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Spirit | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | elvis | 53% | 158 |
| #4 | lilgimthedon on kick and twitch | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | cristian | 45% | 95 |
| #6 | MAD | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elvis | 53 | 0.0186 |
| #2 | Spirit | 17 | 0.0337 |
| #3 | cristian | 10 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | MAD | 5 | 0.0187 |
| #5 | ShyzeN | 3 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elvis | 337 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | ShyzeN | 154 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | Spirit | 47 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | lilgimthedon on kick and twitch | 42 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| #5 | cristian | 29 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShyzeN | +9.38 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | elvis | +7.05 | 82 | 35 |
| #3 | Spirit | +3.66 | 46 | 46 |
| #4 | lilgimthedon on kick and twitch | +2.44 | 63 | 39 |
| #5 | MAD | +2.25 | 63 | 46 |





