








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2586 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2611 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2303 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1969 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1454 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $184,012 of utility $35 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elvis | 62% | 193 |
| #2 | Nxrko | 58% | 165 |
| #3 | Spirit | 57% | 37 |
| #4 | MAD | 55% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elvis | 62% | 193 |
| #2 | Nxrko | 58% | 165 |
| #3 | Spirit | 57% | 37 |
| #4 | MAD | 55% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elvis | 34 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | Nxrko | 29 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | MAD | 14 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Spirit | 7 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nxrko | 422 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | elvis | 358 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | MAD | 306 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Spirit | 59 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lilgimthedon on kick and twitch | +2.29 | 69 | 50 |
| #2 | elvis | +1.26 | 74 | 37 |
| #3 | MAD | -0.79 | 61 | 42 |
| #4 | Nxrko | -0.91 | 56 | 54 |
| #5 | Spirit | -1.84 | 17 | 48 |





