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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3030 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1033 | 25% |
| Smokes | 855 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1247 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1052 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $548,167 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Siim Von Diisel | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | Tauri Tongis | 53% | 32 |
| #6 | Tuu-Tiki | 49% | 108 |
| #7 | Sick Steven... | 47% | 19 |
| #8 | Ott Otsustaja | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuu-Tiki | 35 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | aladeen#SMURF ( ・_・)♡ | 11 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | Siim Von Diisel | 9 | 0.0113 |
| #4 | Tauri Tongis | 8 | 0.0129 |
| #5 | Sick Steven... | 7 | 0.0184 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuu-Tiki | 367 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | aladeen#SMURF ( ・_・)♡ | 146 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | Tauri Tongis | 87 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Siim Von Diisel | 74 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ott Otsustaja | 68 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aladeen#SMURF ( ・_・)♡ | +8.42 | 93 | 44 |
| #2 | Bob Benzodiazepine | +3.56 | 89 | 38 |
| #3 | Sick Steven... | +2.90 | 62 | 57 |
| #4 | Tuu-Tiki | +1.56 | 88 | 56 |
| #5 | Tauri Tongis | +0.77 | 66 | 51 |





